http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUPt0rpIq1g
Italian comedy show La Iene thought it’d be a good idea to verify whether or not David Beckham’s package was enhanced for his Armani ads. Elena Di Cioccio of the show decided to do this by grabbing David’s junk with rubber gloves while he was being interviewed. Guess how that went. She wasn’t even smooth about it because you could see her coming a mile away. Beckham’s people rushed him away while security held back Elena. Somehow the 100 lb woman escaped their grasps and made one last attempt to talk to David. Security there is great.
I think Elena got off easy. Whenever I try to verify the assets of celebrities like Kate Beckinsale, I’m tased, handcuffed and kicked in the ribs. Why? It’s not like they’re real people!
Anyway, if you want to check out the video, fast forward to 1:50 because the first 2 minutes are pretty much just close-ups of David Beckham’s cock.